{"id":2016,"date":"2013-12-12T21:30:32","date_gmt":"2013-12-12T21:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/makomaragi-so-okay-can-we-talk-about-why-harley\/"},"modified":"2013-12-12T21:30:32","modified_gmt":"2013-12-12T21:30:32","slug":"makomaragi-so-okay-can-we-talk-about-why-harley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/makomaragi-so-okay-can-we-talk-about-why-harley\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/makomaragi.tumblr.com\/post\/44277585171\/so-okay-can-we-talk-about-why-harley-hates-may-so\" target=\"_blank\">makomaragi<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>SO OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHY HARLEY HATES MAY SO MUCH FOR A MINUTE<\/p>\n<p>he meets her and hes all offended that she didnt know what a cacturn was he was just like\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/2cbf324f1503ccdd772a081ffa584eae\/tumblr_inline_miyvf2SKeS1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>then he offered her some cookies and she ate them and said they \u201cweren\u2019t half bad\u201d and when she said her Bulbasaur wanted oNE HE RAN AWAY<\/p>\n<p>AND FUCKING<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/f50e44fa2dde8c1048d2a24454ad43cc\/tumblr_inline_miyvgsEq7m1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>TOOK A PICTURE OF HER<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/56d2bb1b999fe0a9fb389c39c5194d7a\/tumblr_inline_miyvht3gVa1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>AND DREW A FUCKING FROWNY FACE OVER IT<\/p>\n<p>AND HATES ON HER FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES<\/p>\n<p>because she said his cookies werent half bad<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>makomaragi: SO OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHY HARLEY HATES MAY SO MUCH FOR A MINUTE he meets her and hes all offended that she didnt know what a cacturn was he was just like\u00a0 then he offered her some cookies and she ate them and said they \u201cweren\u2019t half bad\u201d and when she said &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/makomaragi-so-okay-can-we-talk-about-why-harley\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-default"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaceleau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}